I crossed a freeway offramp on my bike yesterday and almost got taken out by a car exiting. The driver was obviously not paying attention. As I passed in front of the car, I said “thanks for looking asshole. ” The driver matches my speed seemingly to give me shit or start a fight. He leans over so he can make eye contact and says “hey, sorry about that, B.”

And just like that, faith in humanity has been restored to its (well below) normal limits.